edwardianfred:

So, a Quidditch match at Hogwarts, right? Slytherin vs Gryffindor (yeah yeah obvious, I know shut up). And all of a sudden there’s this STAMP STAMP CLAP from the Gryffindor stand and all the Muggle-borns start singing/screaming WE WILL ROCK YOU across the pitch towards the Slytherins. And then there’s this little pause while the Muggle-born Slytherins (you know those fuckers are there, don’t deny it) have a really speedy chat, and then they retaliate with WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!

and the wizards are just standing there like what the fuck is going on??

top 5 Kanye songs I'm so curious

cactoids:

  1. family business
  2. lost in the world
  3. hey mama
  4. the glory
  5. good night

When the girl’s mom thinks her daughter is ugly because she’s fat. Kai hits something out of frustration while lay just stares at the mom in shock.

sasukesqueen:

i think im gonna cry

sasukesqueen:

i think im gonna cry

A lion does not feel guilty when it kills a gazelle. Right? You do not feel guilty when you squash a fly. And I think that means something. I just think that really means something.” -Chronicle (2012)



hotsenator:

Street Lights - Kanye West


he was dancing excitedly to ‘I Do I Do’ , then he fell into the ditch ………

he was dancing excitedly to ‘I Do I Do’ , then he fell into the ditch ………

oppa420:

kpop idols dont make sense they can drop $1000 on a pair of givenchy shoelaces or somethin but cant spare $2 to do themselves a favor and get chapstick????

taikonaut:

I FUCKED UP.

DON’T LOOK AT ME.

marukobott:

if i ever misgender you:

  1. it is not on purpose i promise
  2. im very sorry
  3. tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them
  4. spray me with cold water

I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:

  • can’t
  • don’t
  • first
  • help
  • please
  • one
  • my
  • will
  • stop
  • get
  • honestly
  • I’m